The Way I See It #2012

Once again, Sarah Palin is blowing me away. Just when I think she's given up, moved back into the woodwork of America, she jumps out to startle me. It seems she's right where she needs to be to win back the Presidency in 2012... in the spotlight. And, something that makes it all worth the wait? In this way, she'll be laying the foundation for others while she's at it. Beck, Limbaugh, Coulter, O'Reilly will soon be running for office themselves. I smell a revitalization of the Republican party brewing. It smells sweet, like a delicious Frappucino™.

All around, this just hasn't been a very good week for Obama, what with the earthquake and all. It has, however, been a great week for me! Business has been booming. I have 6 wedding receptions I am planning this spring already, William and I are still in our newlywed phase, but closer, almost ready, to have a baby, so there's that. He still hasn't been very happy about the idea of my blogging, so I've waited until he went out of town, which just hasn't been as often lately, ever since Miranda left the firm. I also had to stop therapy, because he says it's a waste of money, and I do agree with him on that. All that therapist ever wanted to do was talk about the way I feel, which I don't think is all that important. I was more interested in finding out what I should do. In any event, it's just added up to my being gone for some time, but just like Sarah, I'm back with a vengeance.

Here is a video of Glenn Beck wooing Sarah Palin a few days ago. It's so sweet how obviously smitten he is. I could so see that being me if I ever got a chance to read my blog aloud to Mrs. Palin, except for how that would make me gay. Ok, I might kiss Sarah Palin... just to see what it was like to kiss a girl. If ever there were a woman I would kiss it would be her, but the chances of that are really to slim too be getting my hopes up over. She does have a good body and it would be very convenient that she would probably would know the exact bible verses to dissuade me from such sinful acts as cupping those perky breasts in my hands and giving them a gentle squeeze. I would feel safe alone in a dark room with Mrs. Palin, especially if I got the urge to slide my hand up under her skirt, running my fingers along the garter belt I imagine she wears and easing my polished nails along the edge of those designer panties, just enough to get a moist feel of her heavenly wholesomeness, because I know in my heart what a principled strong woman she is. Unless, of course, she decided God's will would allow such things just for the sake of knowing what it's like to wear the shoes sinners walk in. Oh, my, now I feel so dirty. Back to business.

I first saw the aforementioned video at the blog of that self-proclaimedly "vituperative (I know, I had to look it up, too), foul-mouthed blogger", Blue Gal, so I found one I could embed from MEDIAMATTERS:



Thanks, Mr. Fluffington!
Love, Mims.